Get Some Ass


DON'T HALF ASS ANYTHING.

Product description 

This isn't a dick straw or boob mug...

Introducing the first all inclusive Ethnic/Gender ambiguous Ass Plate, so you don’t half ass anything, let alone your meals ever again.


THE ASS PLATE IS:

-Stackable

-BPA frree

-Made with food safe materials

-Dishwasher safe

-Not your average plate, as it comes with a signature sauce plug and official ass card

-A lifestyle

-The ultimate party gift

-A gamechanger

-A conversation starter

-How you will get promoted

-A quick way to make friends and sure-fire way to get some ass