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★★★★★

"Genius"

Dave Portnoy (Barstool Prez)

New York, New York

★★★★★

“Ass Plates made me realize I had been half assing it my whole life. They inspired me to go back to school and get my PHD. I owe my success and life to Ass Plates.”

Satisfied Customer

Los Angeles, CA

★★★★★

“I was never really a morning guy but now I thrive in the morning with my eggs benedict off my ass”

Satisfied Customer
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"Ass Plates saved my marriage"

Satisfied Customer

Los Angeles, CA

★★★★★

It is always a hit at all the parties I attend. Everyone is always trying to eat off my ass (plate).

Alexandra M. (Dog Mom)

New York, New York

★★★★★

“I’m just happy to live in a world where the Ass Plate can exist and thrive”

Satisfied Customer

Los Angeles, CA

★★★★★

"My father said the three most important words to me... Don't half-ass it"

Matthew McConaughey

Los Angeles, CA