“Ass Plates made me realize I had been half assing it my whole life. They inspired me to go back to school and get my PHD. I owe my success and life to Ass Plates.”
Satisfied Customer
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★
“I was never really a morning guy but now I thrive in the morning with my eggs benedict off my ass”
Satisfied Customer
★★★★★
"Ass Plates saved my marriage"
Satisfied Customer
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★
It is always a hit at all the parties I attend. Everyone is always trying to eat off my ass (plate).
Alexandra M. (Dog Mom)
New York, New York
★★★★★
“I’m just happy to live in a world where the Ass Plate can exist and thrive”
Satisfied Customer
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★
"My father said the three most important words to me... Don't half-ass it"