DON'T HALF ASS ANYTHING.

Throw Away That China Set—And Stop Spending Money on Those Flimsy Paper Plates!

Finally! A 6-pack that I don’t have to work my ass off for. Throw Away That China Set is designed specifically for those who Don’t Half Ass Anything. For the people won’t settle for flimsy excuses or flimsy paper plates. Paper plates are don’t have a place for sauce and yet they get soggy. They claim durability but can’t hold a real man’s meal - they fold under pressure. Built to last, these durable, BPA-free, stackable Assplates feature the Signature Sauce Plug for the scientifically-proven, perfect height for dipping, not to mention everything is dishwasher-safe. Perfect for wings, nachos, burgers, steak, pasta, sushi, and for your parties you can even do ass-to-mouth shots. The Assplate takes your meals, parties, and TAILgates to the next level. Six AssPlates means six times the ass-kicking memories. Get some ass for you and your friends today!

The Ultimate Plate - Asspecially because The Assplate is…

• Stackable for easy storage
• BPA-free and made from food-safe materials
• Dishwasher safe
• Equipped with the Signature Sauce Plug and comes with an official AssCard
• The ultimate game-day companion
• The perfect party gift and guaranteed conversation starter
• How you impress at tailgates, parties, and beyond
• A fast track to new friends and unforgettable moments
• A lifestyle choice for those who refuse to half ass anything.