The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate
The Assplate

The Assplate

Regular price $30
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DON'T HALF ASS ANYTHING.

Assplate Description:

Meet the AssPlate, your all-in-one party essential that guarantees you don’t half ass anything—especially not your meals, parties, or tailgates. Designed to break boundaries and start conversations, this plate isn’t just about function, it’s about lifestyle.

THE ASSPLATE IS:

  • Stackable for easy storage
  • BPA-free and made from food-safe materials
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Equipped with the Signature Sauce Plug and comes with an official AssCard
  • The ultimate game-day companion
  • The perfect party gift and guaranteed conversation starter
  • How you impress at tailgates, parties, and beyond
  • A fast track to new friends and unforgettable moments
  • A lifestyle choice for those who refuse to half ass anything.